Hungry Mouse
Something mysterious
has happened in our fridge
half-eaten food has been found,
drops of juice
smears of yoghurt
and a pattern of crumbs scattered around.
Corners of cheese not there
juice from bites in a pear,
bottles of milk with no top
tomatoes flattened in a mushy slop.
Carrots gnawed
ice pops thawed,
eggs with cracks
marmalade tracks,
tearful cartons with nothing to hold
empty jars left standing cold.
Without a doubt something’s not right
could a fridge invasion be happening at night?
Has a hungry mouse discovered our treats,
or are ten thousand ants leaving this trail of grease?
I must set up a trap
discover the truth,
find a place to watch
be a super sleuth.
When all of a sudden
a little girl stands there,
lips dripping with milk
tomato slops in her hair.
Fingers drenched in yoghurt
pockets full of cheese,
sticky hands on her tummy
marmalade dripping from her knees.
The hungry mouse
finishes her final snack,
with Mum on the menu
they’ll be no holding back.
A meal of excuses
must never be heard,
or she’ll end up in a milkshake
being shaken and stirred.
Looking really worried
she wipes her lips,
please don’t be cross with me
I’m feeling so sick.
If it’s alright with you
I’ll go and lie down,
but I’m pleased to announce
we have the best fridge in town!
Background: My daughter keeps invading the fridge. We keep finding empty packets and food missing! Who knows this?!